Sunday, September 27, 2009

WHO IS "GK SCOTT?" A FICTION SELLING YOU A ROLEX!

Most companies would be proud to put their name on their company.

The GK Scott who purports to sell Rolexes DOES NOT EXIST.

“GK Scott” is the fictional name of 3 junior college drop-outs selling watches out of their apartment.

What are they scared of?

Why do they have to MAKE UP a name for their company?

Sounds like some stoned dudes cooking up a scheme to make money with a pretty website and most questionable business practices.

They figure in these days of internet ridiculousness, there’s money to be made from fools parting with their money.

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If you’d like to actually see and try on the watches at “GK Scott,” you’ll have to give a call and wake the guys up at their apartment.

Give ‘em enough lead time to pull the Rolexes out of the shoe boxes from under their futons.

( Oh, and does this mean you’re going to sue us for libel?  Try this: Tell your potential Rolex Buyers EXACTLY what you are selling.  Tell your potential Rolex Buyers that if they buy a Rolex from “GK Scott” they are essentially SHUT OFF from ALL Official Rolex Services.

And that means your buyers are left dealing with 3 dudes in an apartment.

Like buying a Maserati and being told that all future repairs and service must be performed by that unlicensed Pakistani mechanic with the garage behind the falafel shop. )

Duuuuudes!

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